Posted 6 hours ago

suctioning:

postllimit:

does your stomach ever make noises that sound like the mario theme

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Posted 6 hours ago

masooonderulo:

themselfff:

slysk8s:

awwww-cute:

While my friend and I were out Ice fishing, his dog broke out of his house and got herself a job

full story??

HOW DID THIS HAPPEN

this dog has a job and i don’t

Posted 6 hours ago

janeaugust:

hitchin-a-ride-to-suburbia:

It’s crazy to think that Green Day basically created an entirely new genre, bands from All Time Low to Simple Plan to Mayday Parade to even Fall Out Boy wouldn’t exist without Green Day’s influence, and that’s really something and that’s why I freaking love Green Day.

And yet some people are complaining that they were nominated for the Rock and Roll Hall of Fame.

Posted 6 hours ago
megachikorita:

hamlet is much funnier if you only read the margins and not the actual dialogue

megachikorita:

hamlet is much funnier if you only read the margins and not the actual dialogue

Posted 6 hours ago

hanabridge:

firstgingerdoctor:

mother. friggin’. space. man.
x

Posted 6 hours ago
Posted 6 hours ago
serpentenema:

tocinobebe:

my friend has this weird knockoff Winnie the Pooh blanket and it’s the most menacing thing i’ve ever seen

Thats not honey

serpentenema:

tocinobebe:

my friend has this weird knockoff Winnie the Pooh blanket and it’s the most menacing thing i’ve ever seen

Thats not honey

Posted 6 hours ago

officialunitedstates:

i HATE when theres a mystery to solve and i cant find my magnifying glass

Posted 6 hours ago

vamellope:

the general public is a truly amazing category of human beings

Posted 6 hours ago